Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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