Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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