Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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