AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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