Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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