He is such a slut. More and more my type.
You can't special order awesome
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
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