ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
My vagina is very pro this idea
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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