I am in a vortex of obligation.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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