it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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