I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
