clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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