Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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