So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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