i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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