You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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