while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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