I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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