i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
how does that bad decision feel?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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