I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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