Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
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