id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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