Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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