i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Randomize
