that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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