If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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