Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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