He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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