let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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