Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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