She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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