if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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