okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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