You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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