Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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