Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
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