last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
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