If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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