Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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