Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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