Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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