I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
bring money and cleavage
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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