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so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Found your dick twin last night
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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