so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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