i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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