Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Randomize
