I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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