I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize