I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i just google imaged poop.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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