filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
