It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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