Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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