dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
