Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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