Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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